Thursday, July 26, 2012

Hitler... Not a bad guy after all?

        Everyone knows Hitler was the worst of all dictators ever. He heartlessly killed 6 to 11 million Jewish and other people. Luckily nothing like that has ever happened in America...

Oh, wait.

What is Reality?

When someone pinches you, how do you know you feel it?

Because your brain gets impulses from your arm, telling you to feel pain.

But... what if they were fake?

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Lust


          Lust is an interesting thing. It attracts us to the opposite sex. Up until the invention of online dating, all people first met in person. What made you "fall-in-love" with the person, or at least attracted you enough to talk to them, is looks. Rarely would one think, "I bet that girl has an amazing personality- I should go talk to her!" No, nature (or God) had to find a way to program our brains to find others attractive- or else we'd never mate and reproduce, and the human species would end.

Monday, July 23, 2012

Am I insane?

I often ask myself; Am I insane? I come up with several reasons I believe so, but then I realize, insane people don't realize their insanity.

Which calms my mind, letting me rest in the fact that I'm not insane.

But... If I know I'm not insane... that means I no longer question my sanity...

Does that mean I AM insane?

But then...

Ah well, fuck it.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Green


Green
Green is what I work for.
Green makes the world go round.
Green can make me happy.
A good gram is 20.
Sometimes 10.
Sometimes 5.
Sometimes as much as 50.
But no matter how much, green is green.
Everyone uses it, no matter what they say.
You do, I do, Obama does, damn near erry day.
Even innocent little gram-gram does.
Green, in all its glory, I must admit, is the root of all evil.
It's the cause of problems.
The downfall of nations.
The devil on earth.
A rich man doesn't care about it,
but even the littlest amount, a beggar can appreciate.
Upon first seeing green,
Some like to smell it.
Some like to hold it in the light and examine.
Some may even like to taste.
Green makes you hungry, ready to feed,
And that kids, is why you must heed,
When you deal with the "drug" we call... Money.

Don't make it easy...


Don't make it easy...
What is life when you cannot ~breathe?~
And the only thing that keeps ~me~
From fuckin' shit up, its rainbows
OVER the fuckin' sea where no grass grows.
We're proud of how far we've come,
But what about that lonely, lonely one?
Do you think? touch? feel? see?                    
What is life when you cannot breathe?

Time


Time
Look at time.
On it flies.
And never tells lies.
Even past when we all die.
Its only a matter of time,
before we all die,
and oh boy will it fly.
And do you know why?
Cause time don't give a fuck.

Ugh. Creepypasta pt 2.

I'm too fuckin' lazy to type anything today.

Enjoy some more Creepypasta!




Goodnight!


Friday, July 20, 2012

Best. Quote. Ever.

"Live a good life. If there are Gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are Gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no Gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones." 
-Marcus Aurelius

Finally found the quote.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Greed


               They say tithes are necessary in order to have a relationship with Christ. This is something else I don't agree with- if a friend required me to pay him in order to preserve our friendship, the general consensus would come to the fact he is not a good friend. But, after all, God is God, so  it is alright to pay him.
                Let me clarify- I understand the want to donate to your church or religious organization. I do. But when they start asking, nay demanding, for money, they have crossed the line. Not even can a church admit they need money, but "God" needs it.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Fuck it.

"Fuck it."
I wish people just knew how to say "fuck it." more often.
Someone's talking behind your back? Fuck it. Who cares?

Gayyyy.

"Everyone's relationships go downhill. It never gets better than the start. The secret is you have to find someone where it goes downhill slow enough that you are both dead by the time it reaches the bottom."
-Me

"Looks are not everything. But, they are a good 40%. And... I don't like D-'s."
-Yeah, I'm an asshole.

Post your favorite love quotes... 




Friday, July 13, 2012

Time Paradoxes

Time travel is almost scientifically proven possible.

But why  don't we already have time travelers?

How?

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Iron Man - Black Sabbath

Sure, Iron Man is a fucking awesome song, but quick question:

What the fuck is it about?


Creepypasta

Creepypastas today! Try not to shit yourself.

("Creepypastas are short stories designed to unnerve, disturb, elicit a negative emotional response from, and scare the reader." -some chick on Yahoo Answers. 

Basically, they're fucking scary-ass, creepy-ass stories that you should read in the dark while lying alone in bed.)


Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Heaven vs. Hell

(I am an agnostic-atheist. I'm not trying to convert you to Satan's side or whatnot, just think about this.)

So... the bible says God is the most supreme being in the universe.

Says... who?

The book that God, himself, wrote?

Da Juice (Mas poetry!)

Not as creepy as the last one!


Da Juice
Alas, the apple juice is no longer frozen,
but is it a blessing in disguise?
I guess ice will no longer hit my teeth,
No longer will it splash in my eyes.

Ah ha! There is another bottle I did not see,
And behold! Frozen! Its all for me!
This smile on my face is gigantic,
With apple juice, cold as the waters of the Titanic.

Apple Juice;
The longing in my heart,
I can't stand to part,
Why can't you see,
You belong in me.

The Stars (Poetry? Gay, I know.)


The StarsThe stars are staring down at us...
   Staring...
      Waiting...
         Coming...


The stars are judging us tonight...
    Staring...
      Waiting...
         Coming...


The stars are planning, look how bright...
   Waiting...
      Waiting...
         Coming...


When will the stars come to us...
   Waiting...
      Waiting...
         Coming...


I hear them, feel them, sense them near...
   Coming...
      Coming...
         Coming...


My dear god, it's this night I feared...
   Coming...
      Killing...
         Here.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Apes, Humans, ???

Think about how much smarter than apes we are. The smartest ape in the world can learn sign language, and that's why we hear about them. Our  toddlers can learn sign language.

Now, think about the DNA difference between us and ape.

Purpose of the Universe

What is the purpose of life, and the universe in general?

One can argue that evolution makes a species better.

Humans came from monkeys (yeah, yeah, its debatable), so what will come from humans?


Human Existence


Do me a favor.

Count to five.